Sorry dude, thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you. Next time try not to suck so much.
Another fun story: A few nights ago I had an actual cliche situation happen to me. Had a girl from the bar over. The next morning she asks me to hand her her panties. I ended up handing her a pair that wasn't hers haha.
She takes them without looking, then yells 'EW!' and drops them. Afterwards she called me a slut. :shrug: I didn't argue.
She didn't think it was as funny as I did.