scum_fuck_punk (scum_fuck_punk) wrote,
scum_fuck_punk
scum_fuck_punk

When you're right, you're right.

What's the best part of hooking up w/ cute scenester girls at a weirdo hipster shindig? Her apparent hipsterdouche boyfriend shooting daggers at me from across the room in his Dear Hunter shirt as her and I exit the bathroom together, her w/ a handful of my ass. Priceless.

Sorry dude, thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you. Next time try not to suck so much.





Another fun story: A few nights ago I had an actual cliche situation happen to me. Had a girl from the bar over. The next morning she asks me to hand her her panties. I ended up handing her a pair that wasn't hers haha.

She takes them without looking, then yells 'EW!' and drops them. Afterwards she called me a slut. :shrug: I didn't argue.

She didn't think it was as funny as I did.
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